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🗓️ 8 December 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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0:00.0 | I can't even. Matthew. I can't believe I'm being I'm being chastised on my own podcast. So Matthew |
0:11.6 | who purchased the smoked salmon for today's episode, which you're about to learn, is about |
0:16.9 | smoked salmon. And he went out and bought fresh bagels this morning at a nearby bagel shop. |
0:22.7 | And then I say I say to him, do you have some cream cheese? And he says no. So he went out and |
0:29.6 | bought bagels and smoked salmon. No. And we have no cream cheese. You're on Matthew. I would like |
0:38.1 | to submit into evidence. Did I or did I not text you yesterday and say I'm going to get |
0:43.6 | I've smoked salmon. Is there anything I should be sure and pick up? Oh my god, dude. And then you |
0:49.2 | said I'm going to get bagels. I'm sorry. Cream cheese is just built into that. I didn't think I |
0:54.6 | had to ask for it. But I don't like cream cheese. And you know this. I forget. I forget that the |
1:01.3 | swath of things you don't like is so broad. And it is mostly creamy things. |
1:08.2 | All right. Can we still can we do this? Still to the show or are we canceled? No. We're canceled. |
1:12.3 | Okay. I'm Molly. And I'm Matthew. I'm just filled milk. The show we cook something delicious. |
1:17.6 | Eat it all and you can't have any. And today we're talking about smoked salmon. |
1:21.4 | Mmm. Mmm. And I just remembered a memory lane. It's often like I go to I go to like put my |
1:27.9 | memory lane on the agenda. I'm like I can't think of anything. And then as we're getting started, |
1:31.8 | suddenly like it jogs my memory. Okay. Do you remember what your memory was jogged? |
1:37.6 | To say I forgot it again. Okay. Years ago my friend Adam came up to visit and he told me that his |
1:46.6 | his dad had told him I'm not going to try and do his dad's accent. But there's daddy told him |
1:51.6 | you're going to Seattle. I want you to bring me back a fish in a box. And Adam's like do you know |
1:57.6 | what he was talking about? I'm like, yeah, I think I can hook you up with a fish in a box. |
2:01.2 | That's pretty great. Except that's not usually smoked salmon. That's not. I thought well, |
2:06.0 | do you mean like fish in like a gift box? I mean like like like a like a wooden box with smoked |
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