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Spilled Milk

Episode 571: Smoked Salmon

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0

I can't even. Matthew. I can't believe I'm being I'm being chastised on my own podcast. So Matthew

0:11.6

who purchased the smoked salmon for today's episode, which you're about to learn, is about

0:16.9

smoked salmon. And he went out and bought fresh bagels this morning at a nearby bagel shop.

0:22.7

And then I say I say to him, do you have some cream cheese? And he says no. So he went out and

0:29.6

bought bagels and smoked salmon. No. And we have no cream cheese. You're on Matthew. I would like

0:38.1

to submit into evidence. Did I or did I not text you yesterday and say I'm going to get

0:43.6

I've smoked salmon. Is there anything I should be sure and pick up? Oh my god, dude. And then you

0:49.2

said I'm going to get bagels. I'm sorry. Cream cheese is just built into that. I didn't think I

0:54.6

had to ask for it. But I don't like cream cheese. And you know this. I forget. I forget that the

1:01.3

swath of things you don't like is so broad. And it is mostly creamy things.

1:08.2

All right. Can we still can we do this? Still to the show or are we canceled? No. We're canceled.

1:12.3

Okay. I'm Molly. And I'm Matthew. I'm just filled milk. The show we cook something delicious.

1:17.6

Eat it all and you can't have any. And today we're talking about smoked salmon.

1:21.4

Mmm. Mmm. And I just remembered a memory lane. It's often like I go to I go to like put my

1:27.9

memory lane on the agenda. I'm like I can't think of anything. And then as we're getting started,

1:31.8

suddenly like it jogs my memory. Okay. Do you remember what your memory was jogged?

1:37.6

To say I forgot it again. Okay. Years ago my friend Adam came up to visit and he told me that his

1:46.6

his dad had told him I'm not going to try and do his dad's accent. But there's daddy told him

1:51.6

you're going to Seattle. I want you to bring me back a fish in a box. And Adam's like do you know

1:57.6

what he was talking about? I'm like, yeah, I think I can hook you up with a fish in a box.

2:01.2

That's pretty great. Except that's not usually smoked salmon. That's not. I thought well,

2:06.0

do you mean like fish in like a gift box? I mean like like like a like a wooden box with smoked

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