Seven dwarves walk into a brothel.

The madam says, good evening gentlemen.

They all reply,

Hi-ho.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. So I ended up giving her a pearl necklace.

Oh, hello everybody.

Welcome to Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Saturday.

The, is it the fifth? Yes, it's the 5th of August 2009 podcast episode 57. Matt and Darren here in the house. What's up, my homie?

It's all well, man. How are you? Yeah, I'm fine. Good to have you around again. Always, always a pleasure to be here, buddy. So straight into it, menu. What we've been playing, what we've been doing. A bit of Batman this week, mate, isn't it? There's been a bit of Batman this week. Okay, so I'm definitely going to be talking about Batman in this week's show. Also, we will cover off news. Retail Roundup, top 10 charts, onwards and upwards into the quiz. Yes, I will be quizzing you thoroughly. Brilliant. Okay, so tell me about your week. I've had a good week. I've had a good week. Lost it in my weight. Okay. Stun's looked trimmer. Well, maybe not, but what else have been doing? I had an interview. I had an interview this week. And how did that go? It went well. I charmed them all.

Was it a panel? Well, there was two of them, but there was a lady there. I bet she was from HR, wasn't she? Oh yeah. I think she was to make sure I wasn't some kind of a flasher or something. But to know it all went well, I've got a second interview with a CEO, I think, which is very important.

I've never met one.

It's only a small company.

So I've meeting a second interview with a CEO, I think, which is very important. I've never met once. It's only a small company. So I've meeting a fancy CEO. Yeah, so you're meeting the lad's dad, basically. Yeah. I'll best with that, mate, really, honestly. Oh, cheers, dude. Gaming-wise, do you know. Also, can I just let everybody know that he's still bringing his washing round?

No, that's all taking care of.

Well, why have, why have, I, I, I have, okay. Why have I got ten shirts hanging up in my, in my landing? But they're beautifully clean, and I do thank you for that. Dude, why do you have more shirts in the other days of the week? Why? Yeah. don't you do it like a weekly wash

well I just like to have lots of shirts

you've got a lot of... I've only got about four or three. You can never have too many shirts. You can never have too many socks. True. Yeah? But I limit herself to 12 pairs of pants. One for each month. Very nice.

So,

no,

I bought washing machine. It's coming tomorrow. It's getting a plund in. Fitted Monday. Fitting Monday. Yeah. So that's the last of your load. Okay. Excellent. Excellent. There's never the last of my load. Okay. Gaming. Gaming. Yes. Gaming. Stay on target. Yes. have you ever

do you ever think back to those days

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