Episode 57: The Yummy Chair

What Should We Draw

Nathan Yaffe and Caldwell Tanner

Cartoons, Comics, Comedy, Art, Caldwell Tanner, Arts, Visual Arts, Drawing, Nathan Yaffe

4.8 • 658 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Caldwell and Nathan are starting a new school this year and they want to make the very best of impressions. As such, they’ve decided to change both their names AND the name of the podcast. So without further ado, get excited for the first episode of 2017’s hit show, “Caldwell and Nathan Died in a Fire” Starring Nunchuck YesBoi and CoolCar TruckOwner! On this episode, the dudes discuss chicken nugget math, alternate cars, and how incredibly different they are from Caldwell and Nathan. It’s so good, you won’t even miss those two very-old, very dead co-hosts! We promise! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.4	Is Rumpel Stiltskin's plan to eat the child?
0:07.4	Is it to eat?
0:07.9	Is he going to use it in a ritual?
0:09.6	Oh.
0:10.2	I think it's probably a ritual thing.
0:11.9	I just figured he wanted a protege.
0:14.8	Oh.
0:15.2	Someone to carry on his tiny man legacy.
0:18.2	That's so, that's very kind of you to think so highly of Rumpelstiltskin.
0:23.1	I don't know.
0:23.9	He can spin wool into gold.
0:26.4	That's pretty dope.
0:27.2	I have to think, though, that that's how he's getting his magical energy is by child sacrifice.
0:32.1	Oh, okay.
0:33.0	I don't think that there's any other way around it.
0:35.1	He's doing blood magic. Yeah, he's crunched the numbers,
0:37.7	and he's like, if I can trick five couples a year and to give me their firstborn, that will
0:43.5	give me enough magic to last through 10 couples in the future. And it's like, he's got a good
0:48.3	return going. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. In case those other couples guess his
0:52.7	name. Right, which is always a possibility.
0:55.7	You're playing the percentages. But I mean, I guess what he should take away from the one that the
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