Welcome to the happy rant podcast, the podcast in which Stephen Altrogy, Barnabas Piper, and Ted Cluck cheerfully

rant about all the things that don't matter all that much.

And now buckle up for today's episode.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to another edition of the happy rent

podcast I'm your host Stephen Arogy with my co-host Ted Cluck and Barnabas

Piper and Barnabas you've been out and about traveling the great United States.

Where have you been in recent days?

And why have you not been sending us periodic updates?

Well, I'll answer the second question first first and that's because you don't really

care. At least, I'm sure Ted doesn't want updates on my whereabouts.

Fair enough. No, I don't actually. No, I don't really either. I didn't think so but no I have I have been to the

panhandle of Florida to the fine city of Pensacola I have been to Lincoln

Nebraska so you were literally like an hour and a half away from me?

I was there for like 12 hours so I flew in, spoke and flew out.

It was very quick.

He would have hung out I'm sure man if he'd want to

We make time for what's important to us Stephen. Yeah I'm sure you I'm sure you would have called me up

I actually don't know Florida well enough to know how close

Pensacola is to Tallahassee so it never even crossed my mind because I just

assume that they're far apart but I guess I was wrong.

Yeah, I live in the panhandle.

Which is really just like Alabama's basement as far as I can tell.

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