Hey there, Mrs. Phil Bishop. Welcome back to the show. I'm here with No Skies. Skies on vacation. He's on a cruise in Alaska.

That's what I heard. Right? He's on a Alaska cruise. But Christian is here.

Hey, how are you, Bill? Hi, Christian. I'm good. How are you? Good.

And we have a special guest also on a return visit based on popular demand.

And it's been in the past the most downloaded podcast. One of the two, I think, most downloaded podcasts was the one with my mother.

She's become famous. Dr. Scotty May. Hi, Scotty. Hi, how are you?

I'm here to diagnose all of our ailments. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

So anyway, Skies not here. Christian's here. My mom is here. I need to do the theme song.

We've kind of run out of the basic characters to do the theme song as so. How about Phil does the.

I did that last week, actually. Well, and I think we need to correct who is playing.

What's in the Bible, Bingo? Who's? Oh, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. It was not Matthew was Anthony. It was. Yeah, it was Anthony. Yeah, sorry about that.

Anthony, you were the one keeping score and doing a wonderful job. But this week, people are getting a little weird now. Christopher requested I do this week's theme song as Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys.

Oh, can you even do that? I don't think so. And then Kyle requested I do this week's theme song as George Takai from Star Trek. That would be interesting.

I don't I've never purported to be an impersonator. But you know what? There are people that you can impersonate. Yeah, but you have to practice. That's true. You have to develop an impression.

You can't just take requests out of the blue. Well, you know, you could prepare these in advance when you get them instead of just when you get the studio. That kind of time. I got blood taken yesterday. Well, what happened?

I was very excited that I did not pass out. I would say did you pass out? No, I didn't because I usually get very close to passing out because I'm a big wimp. And when they take blood. And so the last time they took blood, they had to fill like five little vials for different tests.

I closed my eyes and said, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. It's no big deal. But then I began to feel the life force streaming out of me that they were actually sucking my life away. And suddenly I started to sweat. And I got very lightheaded. And then they almost passed out.

So this time, this time, OK, so this is how this one went down. My doctor who's trying to figure out why my brain burped two months ago said, OK, well, if we don't come up with anything with this first round of tests, we'll have to do more tests. And that will take more blood to do. And oh, great.

So I went and she said, you can get it done at any local office. You don't have to come back to the hospital to do it. So I went to the small down the street office of our doctor. And the lab tech took the order and went away and then came back and said, can I talk to you about this order?

Oh gosh. And she said, I'm going through here and counting. And then she walked me through the whole orders. This one needs two tubes. This one needs one tube. This test needs five two. And she said this that I'm coming up with 16 tubes that I would have to take. And some of them have to be frozen. And some of them have to be spun. And I could do all that. But we're really not set up for an order this big here. So you might want to go back to the hospital. And by the way, did you eat?

Because you need to eat before you do all this. And drink a lot too. So I said, let's not do it today. So this is why you didn't pass out. Let's rethink this. So the next day or Monday, I got up and then I drank a lot and I ate a lot. And then I went to the hospital. And with shaking hands handed them the giant order.

So this lovely little Filipino lady came out and led me into a little room in the back. And she was going over the order. And then she was on the computer has to type everything in. And then they have a little printer that prints out labels to put on the tubes.

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