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BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Episode 57 - Quaranpod!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie

London, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8924 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Phil has a new mic and dinged it! Kitchen physics and wasteland pub quizzes. Suspicious hay fever. Incestuous underpants borrowing. Pierre’s sketch show is here! Here: https://youtu.be/c9ZMCN60lVA


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0:00.0

Ooh my sweet children of isolation it's a Bud-Pod 57

0:05.0

Bud-Pod 57 and Phil here sounding better than ever that's right I finally invested in a micophone.

0:15.0

Phil's got himself up to date with the latest tech.

0:18.0

He managed to get a raider from the wasteland to drive it over in an elaborately spiky, crazy motor bike.

0:25.8

Yes, it's a petrol mic. It is powered by a gasoline of the before years, but it's nice and crisp and it's straight to USB. That's right and that's the kind of technology they had in the before isn't it?

0:40.0

There's a lovely bit of kit. This I scratched it straight away. I'm so bad at keeping these nice.

0:49.0

I'm joined with I have a terrible character flaw where I need things to stay pristine for the entire life cycle

0:56.5

Otherwise I feel I have failed at owning a thing and so yes and I've a feeling you probably have a similar impulse here and I scratch this right on the front straight away. I just knocked it with my laptop and it's now got a little permanent scratch. I'm looking at it now and when I when I dinged it I went over and you know that that moment when you've dinged something and it's

1:19.8

it's the equivalent of when you drop your phone and it's face down and you know it's all about that turnover and to reveal whether or not you've ruined your life.

1:28.0

The big moment, yeah. The big moment, the big moment with when you've scratched the thing is of course, will your thumb rub it off?

1:34.8

And my thumb did rub off the bit of paint that was there beforehand. So it is a real scratch, it's on there right now, and I just have to live with that now.

1:50.0

I have the same instincts, but I have the habits of a careless fool.

1:56.0

Yes.

1:57.0

So I keep doing it and I'm unable to accept that I keep doing it,

2:01.0

which seems like an unfair combo. It is unfair I wish I had the temperament of a

2:05.2

clumsy person there are people like they who are clumsy just absolute clutters I haven't

2:09.6

had an ex like this just clumsy everything, but she didn't care. And that's the dream.

2:17.1

I'm clumsy with things and I give her shit, which is like a living prison. I felt like a wizard or maybe someone who'd spent a lot of time in a kind of ancient temple

2:30.6

when like a month or two ago, I dropped something in my kitchen and like it's, it was glass and it smashed everywhere.

2:39.0

And it was a mess and like it had stuff in it and that was splattered everywhere and I managed to just not

2:47.8

react at all.

2:48.8

Wow I mean that sounds like you just turned into a psychopath.

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