Lurking beneath the surface of an idyllic lake is something wilder than anything we could imagine.

Is it a prehistoric beast still alive after centuries?

Or a family of misunderstood creatures who just want some peace of their own?

This week's episode is The Lockness Monster.

Up and in the lights, your heart fills with dread.

Probably a murder of once you dead.

It could be a ghost, a demon or worse.

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed. You'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who sinister.

I'm going to kill you.

Nessie.

Oh, man.

I got to say, I am blown away at the amount of time, resources and money that have been poured into

trying to determine if this thing is real or not.

Reckless government spending.

It is, I mean, a small country could have been fed.

It's like we said for years and years.

Next year, I'm $100 million.

They paid old Keith Reineria or whatever for his legal vision.

What you could do with that.

Think of all the money, the Nessie money.

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