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We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones, and we want to welcome you to episode 57 of the We Got a Thing podcast.

Lifestyle Goals. what is your why?

Why are we doing this?

That's what we're talking about. What's your why? Yeah, we're going to get into that in a second.

And first of all, I should say that my voice is still a little raspy because about midweek this week,

I lost it completely.

He came home, like, he was fine in the morning, and then he had to go into town, and he had

meetings all day, and he came home, and, like, there was literally nothing coming out.

I'm like, how, like, he had to run a meeting.

I'm like, how did you run that meeting?

I didn't. It happened right in the middle of the meeting. All of a sudden, I just couldn't talk.

That was embarrassing. This is weird, though, because I'm always the one that loses my voice.

I know. Like, well, I just lost my voice at desire. I know. It's tradition.

Speaking of desire, before we get into what is your why, I think you should take those stupid earrings off.

Okay, so for those of you that aren't listening like in real time, it's a holiday season.

We don't need to hear this all podcast.

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