Episode 569: A Really Bad Day for Him

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:38.0	Recording live from Glorious Studios and beyond, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:46.0	Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence.
0:52.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:57.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode 569 of Cognitive Disnance in Cecil.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	I got my vaccine.
1:09.0	I got my vaccine.
1:10.0	It is so exciting.
1:11.0	I got to tell you, man, it was genuinely like, smultally an emotional kind of a moment.
1:23.0	It was at once intensely anticlimactic as well, because it's just a vaccine.
1:30.0	You've had a million of them.
1:32.0	It's not like seeing the ocean.
1:34.0	Yeah, that's a moment.
1:37.0	It's like your first sexual encounter is old before you know it.
1:41.0	It kind of hurts a little.
1:44.0	You put it in the wrong hole.
1:46.0	All these things.
1:47.0	It's like you try to make eye contact.
1:51.0	Oh, anyway, but nobody let you kiss them anyway.
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