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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 563 - Aaron Read

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Aaron Read returns to talk homo sapiens, oysters, and Christmas parties.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, he's Dave Schumka, and he's Graham Clark. And together we host,

0:03.0

stop podcasting yourself.

0:05.0

Hi, he's Dave Schumka, and he's Graham Clark.

0:12.0

And together we host, stop podcasting yourself.

0:15.0

Woe!

0:16.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 563 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.

0:26.7

My name is Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who's wearing probably the most

0:30.4

Waldoie shirt I've ever seen him wear.

0:32.5

Mr. Dave Shumka.

0:33.6

Yeah, it's a red and white striped rugby shirt.

0:36.3

It was Margot's Christmas concert this morning.

0:39.7

Oh, fun of her preschool and I was like I went candy cane.

0:43.4

It was it were the parents encouraged to dress up?

0:46.8

No the parents were encouraged to.

0:49.2

It was like it was it's it's uh it was at 11 in the morning or 10 in the morning. So it was a lot of like parents couldn't

0:57.8

like getting there at the last minute from work and getting right back to work. And like a sea of phones right? Oh yeah. It used to be there

1:06.9

would be like two dads that owned a camera and they would catch it for

1:10.6

everybody. Although the videos I took, they look an awful lot like those

1:14.3

America's Funiest Home videos, 1989, like Christmas videos.

1:21.2

Was there any? No, there was not much in the way of... In the way of like...

1:28.7

Like real gaffs? No real bloopers. There was one kid who was so not into it and was crying and there's

1:34.0

crying so hard that he was dry heaving. Oh wow. But no wet heaving. Sounds like me I

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