This is Biz, and this is the final season of One Bad Mother.

So join us this last year as we remember to judge less, laugh more, and celebrate all the OBMs who have been on this journey with us.

This is still a show about life after giving life.

And yes, there will be swears.

This is One Bad Mother.

This week on a very spooky episode of One Bad Mother, my sister, Helen Michelle, returns to talk about body horror.

Woo! returns to talk about body horror.

That's it.

Hello, Michelle.

Yes, ma'am. How are you?

Who lives in your house, and how are you?

Well, I'm very sorry to say that we are down to two of us living in this house unless you count

the mice problem that we have because our cats are dead.

We lost both my darling big boy and Tang, as you well know, over the last year.

And apparently, for the last 18 years, they have kept

mice out of the apartment. And now, I personally have caught and murdered three mice because

I'm aging into a house cat. I am the house cat now. Everybody, for the record,

Helen Michelle has very little fear of killing. I am the health cat now. Everybody, for the record,

Helen Michelle, has very little fear of killing.

I seem to remember when you first moved to New York.

Well, during the first years of New York,

you had found the mouse or the rat or the whatever in your apartment,

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