Episode 56: Wee Wee Wassabi Town

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

On this rip-roaring episode, these two handsome hunks discuss the Rio Olympics, which O'Neill is vehemently against. An illegal Hawaiian hike is also discussed. O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of walking his mom's dog. We also talked about some weirdo who spent ten days in a Chinese airport waiting to meet his online "girlfriend". The last story is a DOOZY. It's about some uppity Texans who got butt-hurt after eating at a restaurant in Tennessee. There's also some UFC 202 talk and appearances from the Diaz brothers, Dice, Wheels, Tommy, the Bushman, Garrison Keillor, and more. Live it. Love it. Listen. Farts.

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0:00.0	Danish and O'Neil.
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel
0:26.0	It's a free package So it's a fucking good deal
0:30.0	They call it a Danish danish and monyle
0:37.0	Danish and on it danish and on it Gaye Shanonlele Shanonille
0:45.0	Ganes Shanonle
0:47.3	Gated Shanonlele
0:50.5	Gated Shanonlele Day to Shannon Neil. Shanna on Neil.
0:55.0	Day Shanna
0:57.0	Me.
1:07.0	Are we Danish and O'Neill? Are we Danish in O'Neill?
1:10.0	Of course!
1:11.0	Yeah, of course we are Bush, man.
1:13.0	Get out of your huts, motherfuckers, because we're coming to burn the village down.
1:17.0	It's Danish and O'Neill back at you, hollie at your boy.
1:22.0	Oh shit.
1:24.1	Danish and O'Neill, how do you feel pretty fucking good?
1:27.4	Yeah, that's the truth. What episode are we on? I don't even know, do you?
1:30.3	56, I think. Is it 56? Let's see. I think is it 56 let's see I think it is I'll see right now tell you
1:36.5	I'll tell you I'll tell you what we're at a lot of people are probably asking as they're downloading
1:41.4	people are hanging by that.
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