Episode 56 - Under Seige 3: Before Year Zero (11/7/16)

Chapo Trap House

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On the eve of Year Zero, Will, Felix, Matt and Brendan make last minute predictions, discuss the 100% clean comedy of 35-year-old Dan Nainan, and throw the spotlight on the incriminating Satanic emails discovered in the Podesta leaks. We also discuss Brendan’s latest article for Deadspin about the strange case of natsec tough guy Robert Caruso. Finally, Matt’s wife Carolyn jumps on the mic and we play the highlight reel of our “The Day the Clown Cried” interview with the Free Beacon’s Matthew Walther. BUY TIX for CHAPO ELECTION NIGHT PARTY in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chapo-trap-house-live-election-night-2016-tickets-28846006181 For the full Matty Walther experience, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvN464imtMQ

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0:00.0	I'm just excited to see my lord and savior Baffa Met represented such glorious Italian stone.
0:07.0	I do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized.
0:10.0	I don't know.
0:27.0	Notice me, Step, notice me. All I'm going to be is a jump. We are in the problems and bass officially our last show before year zero election night 2016 at our live show Tuesday night
0:47.1	Jesus headquarters there Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday
0:50.3	election election election no this is the last show it's been a long Election. Election. No.
0:53.0	Yeah, this is the last show.
0:53.6	It's been a long journey.
0:56.3	As it said in my yearbook, quote, what a long strange trip it's been?
1:01.4	Should we lock in our official predictions now or we save that for our Tuesday night?
1:05.0	I can, yeah, I mean, we should do a prediction now because I mean doing a prediction well,
1:10.4	the results are coming in.
1:11.4	It's true.
1:12.4	Yeah, it's pussy true yeah she's already
1:13.8	sover Clinton they just called Florida for her folks I'm going not and a live
1:17.5	here I might win might do this all right start with Felix I'm this yeah I'm
1:22.1	he's the wizard.
1:24.0	And not seem to leave of predictions.
1:27.4	I am a professional.
1:29.6	So yeah, Hillary is going to win florida
1:34.8	but
1:35.7	do to show business experience is probably within the margin of error in california
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