Episode 56: Purity Ballz

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2012

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Friday the 13th Phobia Rooted in Ancient History Televangelist Tells Christians to Write in ‘Jesus’ on Election Day Mexico: Christian fundamentalists burn down a school “possessed by the devil” (video) State Officials Say It’s Time To Pray For Rain Controversial religion from Japan finds success in Uganda, infuriating Christian clerics American Family Association Calls For Boycott Of Google Over Company's Support Of LGBT Rights SPLC demands hate group stop misusing gay couple’s engagement photo Pledging Virginity to Dad: A New Doc Explores the World of ‘Purity Balls’ Afghan female rights activist killed in latest act of violence against women Islamic Clerics Call on Egypt to Destroy Great Pyramids Anal sex is your passport to paradise – but only if you’re a suicide bomber Imam arrested on sodomy charges Report: Cannibal Cult in Papua New Guinea Killed Seven ‘Evil Sorcerers,’ Used Their Penises to Make SoupClips: Neil Degrasse Tyson, The Simpsons, Jesus Camp, AFA Vs. Google, Allahu Akbar, A Few Good Men.Visit our Website at http://dissonancepod.com for more info.

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:09.0	You say you're worried about kids.
0:11.0	I'm not worried about kids.
0:12.0	I'm worried about grownups.
0:13.0	Okay?
0:14.0	These are the ones who vote.
0:15.0	These are the ones who tell you the world is coming to an end in 2012.
0:19.0	Kids don't say that.
0:20.0	grownups do.
0:21.0	I'm worried about grownups who say,
0:23.0	read my horoscope.
0:24.0	Tell me where they'll find money tomorrow.
0:26.0	grownups say this.
0:27.0	Not children.
0:29.0	Okay?
0:32.0	Children do not read horoscopes.
0:35.0	Okay?
0:36.0	Children are perfectly happy counting through the number 13.
0:43.0	Children are not afraid to walk under ladders.
0:45.0	They see a black cat cross their path.
0:47.0	They so look at it.
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