Welcome listeners to the 56th chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Mike's

Surnovitch episode.

As always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Julian Field and Travis View.

This week we are profiling Mike Surnovitch, author of Gorilla Mindset, how to control

your thoughts and emotions, improve your health and fitness, make more money and live

life on your own terms.

Now, lesser authors would pick one of these many claims and focus on it by doing in-depth

research, but not Mike.

He enjoys obstacles and celebrates them.

That's why he has written a self-help book about the mindset of an animal that always

lives in groups and as such would probably shirk individualism.

That's why he has defended pizzas from Satanists and video games from women.

That's why he often speaks about himself in third person and calls everyone who disagrees

with him pedophiles.

It's also why Travis View, a man with a sickening little sparrow mindset, a tiny weak baby bird

mindset doesn't understand him.

So before we launch into the episode, I'd like to play a little clip of Mike talking

and we'll allow the audience to decide who he sounds like.

You don't know what I believe.

Nobody knows what I believe.

I've told people the only thing that I believe is Gorilla Mindset.

I've told people that.

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