Episode 558- Nightmare City (1980)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits.
This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "House by the Cemetery," respectively.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Alan. |
| 0:05.0 | Hi, Katie. |
| 0:06.0 | Hi, Alan. |
| 0:21.9 | Hi, Katie. |
| 0:22.7 | Are you familiar with the Bristol scale? |
| 0:25.7 | I am not familiar with the Bristol scale. Tell me more. |
| 0:28.6 | The Bristol scale is a sort of objective measure of your digestive health that you can use as a tool by looking at your feces and deciding |
| 0:40.6 | where it falls on the Bristol scale. |
| 0:42.7 | It's basically type one is like the pellets hard lumps and type seven is just like no solids. |
| 0:49.9 | Oh. |
| 0:50.8 | Well it happens. |
| 0:51.8 | You pee and out your butthole. |
| 0:53.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah. No, no. That all was havingeing out your butthole. Yeah, yeah. Peeing out your bow. |
| 0:54.2 | No, no, that all was having been there done that. Sure. Sure. We've all been across the spectrum. Sure. Yeah, yeah. But I kept getting distracted because I couldn't decide if these guys were like a five or a six. These guys. The zombies. Oh, the, the zombies. The poop zombies. Yes, the Uber Bench zombies. |
| 1:12.3 | They are |
| 1:13.0 | Poopman. |
| 1:14.6 | They are. these guys the zombies oh the the the zombies yes the ubermensch zombies |
| 1:12.1 | they are |
| 1:13.0 | poopmen |
| 1:14.0 | they are poop men |
| 1:15.5 | they look like they may have crawled out of a bog |
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