Hello and welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com. Hello! Hello!

Hello! I already said that. Hello! Hello! How are you? Hope you're well. Hope you've survived the interlull. The good news is that is the last one of 2019. There will not be another interlull until 2020.

So between now and March or whenever the International's kickoff again, it's going to be full on 100% arsenal. I can tell you if that's going to be good or bad, but you know, for richer for poorer and sickness and in health and tactical disarray and creative fragility.

So we're in it. There's not much we can do about it. We're just going to have to get on board and see where this particular train takes us. Right now we appear to be stuck in a tunnel of relentless uncompromising shit.

But you know, things can change quickly and full ball and hopefully that will be the case on the pitch, maybe off the pitch. Who knows.

You have Southampton at the weekend. We'll look ahead a bit to that game towards the second half of the show. But I have to tell you something folks, this is a brand new R-Scast and this is also a brand new era. That's right.

As Arsenal fans, you don't need me to tell you that Tottenham are the old enemy, the classic North London rivals and everything that they do is loathsome and despicable on every conceivable level.

I'm not being hyperbolic here. I'm not exaggerating for comedic effect. That is actually scientific fact. Look it up if you don't believe me.

It's in the scientific journal of science written by Professor Gottfried TWITCHLOCK, a well-renowned, highly esteemed professor of scientific science, no less.

He did all the research, peer groups, all that stuff that you have to do to make the science properly scientific.

And he came up with a conclusion that yes, everything associated with Tottenham Hotspur is fundamentally and on a DNA level.

It's true, it's in their DNA as well, but it is just fundamentally and that it's very core, repugnant, repellent and downright wretched.

And over the years we've had mountain upon mountain of evidence to support this, not just a theory, this scientific fact, as I keep saying.

But it was thought that they just couldn't be any worse than they already are.

We now know of course that that is completely wrong because events this week have shown us that they are, they're far more base, contemptible and heinous than we ever thought possible.

Because this week they've transformed themselves from something abject and ignominious into something truly evil.

And that is the appointment of Joe Zemarino as manager.

It's like taking one terrible thing and combining it with another terrible thing and making something even worse.

It's like Phil Collins and Maroon 5 coming together, not just to do a duet, but to form a group that will take over the airwaves and play their shit music everywhere you go for ages and ages.

There's just no escaping it. It's like Sam Allardice and Tony Pulas coming together in a kind of gelatinous bath of hair and blubber and oil to create a two foot high wallraceous all spring that of course will be the manager of stoke at some point in the future.

It's horrendous. It's the stuff of nightmares. It's like going to a restaurant and being given cauliflower on top of a bowl of septic diarrhea that's come out of the arse of a manatee who drank ten points of Guinness the night before and stopped on the way home for a cabab.

That's how bad this is.

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