4.7 • 706 Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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IN LIFE: Italy vacation and jet lag.
IN POP CULTURE: Taylor Swift's new album announcement. Leo's real age. Armie Hammer's party tricks. Chris Pratt's word salad.
IN US NEWS: Trump takes over DC. The MAGA/MAHA folks do pull ups and swing d*cks.
IN SPORTS: Fake football is back and so is fake fall.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:04.8 | Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, God. |
| 0:10.5 | Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. |
| 0:15.0 | Cool, that was close. |
| 0:16.2 | You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver, |
| 0:19.2 | because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and |
| 0:24.3 | markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and |
| 0:27.8 | exclusions apply. 18 plus scumannwellware.org.commodaware. Dot I'm so I'm so exhausted. |
| 0:50.5 | Not to brag, but traveling is so exhausting you're such a hateable person just in that one sentence |
| 1:00.5 | are you exhausted how how was your trip how was the the entire the entire thing now that it's |
| 1:07.2 | behind us everything's great by the way can you turn your mic around mic around? I think you're speaking into the wrong part again. |
| 1:37.9 | No, this is the wrong part. This is the right part. Oh, I can't tell the difference either way because I don't think that it's picking up from your mic anyway. Son of a B. Hold on. It's fine. You know what? No, it's fine. No, it's fine. It's not fine. It's not fine. Listen, the listeners have waited. We need to get, why are my sentence working? It's fine, Reheel. Listen, I'm about to fade out, okay? |
| 1:41.2 | Why am I holding this mic like a jackass? |
| 2:02.2 | Yeah, you don't even do you need to hold a fucking mic because it doesn't matter at this point. I'm going to have to fix your audio and post. Anyway, what was your question? How are we feeling? Like how obviously throughout the trip I got pictures, daily updates, maybe too much, too many updates. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Wow, wow know like wow wow wow wow wow it's not like you have two nephews from your sister yeah i also have a nephew and a niece |
| 2:08.7 | from the other side oh so because one of my children isn't a girl child he's not as important |
| 2:14.4 | that's that's absolutely not what i'm saying I'm just saying there is there are a lot. |
| 2:19.4 | There are a lot of human beings and I love each every single one of them, right? But I'll tell you |
| 2:24.7 | my experience with your vacation. I get up at like 6 a.m. and there would be like 36 pictures and |
| 2:33.9 | videos for both of you from you and our brother about like your travels and stuff. |
| 2:39.5 | And I'll be honest. |
| 2:40.6 | I used to go through them all. |
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