Episode 553- Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2012)

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🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinning sign guys, and racks for days.

We've covered the first three Paranormal Activity movies, albeit out of order (doi). They are Episodes 83, 296, and 430.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to our paranormal activities podcast, werewolf, paranance. Paranormal Active Titties from Mr. Rogers City. Yeah. EMT. I love the ongoing, what are the lyrics to that song debate that's constantly happening. Search the subreddit. They're in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good, though. Such a great jam. Oh, my God. It's a, my God. We inspired that. We did, but also people suspect that it's you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's not. It's a real person. Yeah, man, not that talented. I mean, not that you're not a real person. I'm AI. I don't know if you guys know that. That's so weird because, like, our episodes from 12 years ago. I was real glitchy back then. I just look
0:56.9	like a bunch of dogs inside of one dog. Why do you have so many paws? Well, we're back to
1:04.1	the paranormal active duties. Active duties. Active duties? Now I, it's like Armagedon.
1:11.6	I can't say it correctly.
1:13.4	Paranormal activities.
1:14.7	Someone said Armageddon to me recently and I was like, it's not right.
1:20.9	Armagedon.
1:22.5	Paranormal activity.
1:23.7	Yeah.
1:24.0	This is the fifth.
1:25.3	The fifth installment, yes.
1:26.3	We did not see the fourth.
1:45.7	No, no. I believe we have done one, two, and three, and then this one. Okay. So we'll eventually do it four. Did you know that this was directed by Michael Landon's son? Yes, Christopher Landon. Yeah, who is also the director of like freaky and Happy Death Day to you. I loved Happy Death Day.
1:46.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such a good movie.
1:47.3	Yeah, I loved Freaky, too.
1:48.7	Yeah, Freaky was great.
1:51.4	Yeah, this.
1:52.7	Did you feel weird that this was written and directed by a white dude, that it was so
1:56.7	like Hispanic culture?
1:59.3	Beamed the white dude who said that this movie was like it was, it was a cousin.
2:03.7	You might say it was an essay.
2:06.4	I read that on Wikipedia this morning.
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