Episode 551: Dead Load: A History of Post-Mortem Sperm Retrieval (Part 1)
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🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
We survey the Torah, Talmud, alchemical treatises on homunculi, CIA and FBI files, and mafia memoirs for Part One of TrueAnon’s history of post-mortem sperm retrieval.
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| 0:00.0 | A little trigger warning, y'all. This episode deals heavily with two things that might freak some of you guys out. |
| 0:08.7 | Semen and homunculus is. Hamanculi? Yeah. Semen and the plural of homunculus. And so if those things trigger you in some way, if the little men freak you out do not listen |
| 0:21.3 | and by semen we're not talking about sailing |
| 0:24.2 | no we're talking about come we're talking about spludge |
| 0:26.2 | we're talking about load we're talking about all these |
| 0:28.5 | different kinds of things but we are hopefully dealing with it |
| 0:31.3 | in a way that brings a little bit of dignity |
| 0:34.7 | to the most undignified practice of all, which is ejaculation. All right, ladies and gentlemen, the time. All right, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come in, |
| 1:10.1 | my name is Brace Beldon. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm producer Young Chomsky. |
| 1:12.8 | And this is Truenon. |
| 1:15.1 | And it struck me on the way to the studio today |
| 1:17.9 | that this might be |
| 1:20.1 | subconsciously a producer's style event |
| 1:25.3 | these episodes that are coming up, to make shows so wretched and |
| 1:33.4 | unpalatable that Liz is forced to return to the program. Oh, I see. That's clever. Yeah. Well, |
| 1:41.1 | I don't think that I did it on purpose, but I was going over my notes this morning. |
| 1:48.5 | So you're Max Biala Stock? I've never seen the producers. I just know what happens. |
| 1:51.5 | I think I'm more of a Biala stock and you're Leo Bloom. |
| 1:59.5 | Well, I'm whatever one. I had the idea because it's a subconscious thing. I think that's Leo, right? I've really only seen it in the Curbier enthusiasm when he does it in that. But I got to tell you, this is going to be a |
| 2:06.3 | difficult pair of episodes to listen to for many of our listeners for many different reasons. |
| 2:11.2 | I have done nothing, literally nothing, except for work on this for the past several days. We are frontloading |
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