Episode 550- Wolfman (2025)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP??
Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, I want to open this episode with a little skit. Oh, I like this. I like this. And, uh, please send me my lines. No, it's just, you have one line. It is when I point at you and you say the word no. Okay. Okay. In like the snottyest voice you can. Okay. Okay. In this scene, I will be Lee Wanoe and you will be scream queen of the year, Julia Garner. |
| 0:38.7 | Okay. |
| 0:39.1 | Okay. |
| 0:40.3 | Okay. |
| 0:41.3 | So that was a good take, but Julia, could we get a little more energy or emotion or, you know, fear, confusion, feeling, anything? |
| 0:50.6 | No. |
| 0:51.7 | That was pretty good. |
| 0:52.9 | Thanks. |
| 0:53.6 | All right, we'll take that again. |
| 0:56.4 | I just, she is dead. |
| 1:00.1 | She died. |
| 1:01.2 | I was thinking about this. |
| 1:01.9 | They reanimated her little pale corpse with her cool corpse hair and just dragged her around this set. |
| 1:10.3 | She looks like a beautiful bird that was found in a cave and has lost all its pigment. |
| 1:16.8 | Her bones are hollow. |
| 1:18.6 | Hollow is out. |
| 1:19.4 | She can fly. |
| 1:20.0 | She's not take flight at any moment. |
| 1:22.0 | And the thing is, she's fucking great. |
| 1:25.6 | No, she's not. |
| 1:26.5 | She's really good. |
| 1:28.5 | I mean, in other things. Yeah, yeah, 100%. As an actor, she is really, really good. She's fucking great. No, she's not. She's really good. I mean, in other things. |
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