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The Golden Hour

Episode 55: Valentines Day Special 2020

The Golden Hour

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Comedy

4.610.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The guys celebrate Valentines Day and invite Shapel Lacey and Craig Conant to fill in for today's Culture Corner. The guys talk Parasite, Theo's Growing Butt, Relationship Advice for the Broke, Powdered Pigeons, K-Swiss Coffins, Penile Bones, White Castle Reservations, All New Race My Case's, BBQ Romance, Bull Riding and much more!Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsSimplisafe - https://simplisafe.com/katsHims - https://forhims.com/katsButcherBox - https://butcherbox.com/kats use promo code: KATS at checkoutSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

But can you always look like a real love bird? I feel like. Thank you. Real Korean angel, you know? Yeah, chin walk around with all this swag

0:22.9

Because this boy went every goddamn award for Parasite. Did you guys win Parasite? Yeah, we won. And what's it about that virus?

0:29.2

It's not about the virus, isn't it? No, just watch the movie. You have to watch the movie. You understand how a Parasite works and that's kind of what the movie does, but I heard someone said you have to read the movie. That's true. You do have to re-subtitles, but you'll be lost in it. It'll be amazing. Trust me. How much is it to get like a Korean guy to sit there and tell you what's happening? How much would you charge? I'll be the worst translator. Really? And my English is not that great either. Yeah.

0:59.2

Just give Bobby Lee. What's up? Yeah, yeah, Bobby. He doesn't speak Korean. Yeah, he does. Yeah, you see that dick, bro. Yeah, he speaks it visually. Yeah, we know he's pure Korean. He's 700% Korean. He's usually in a penis. Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, dog. Good to see you today, man. Yeah, man. Nick went all out with the studio.

1:29.2

He's beautiful. No, you dude. Russell Stover. Nothing says I love you. Like a box of cheap ass chocolates. What do you mean? Those are good. You like them? That's the best chocolate 399 can buy, baby. That's right, dog. Yeah. Are you getting your girl something? Yeah, I'm going to have to because she actually was here last night helping me decorate. Wow, which is she want some chocolate? She saw him already. Oh, I love how Brendan says we probably won't eat something. So we probably won't eat all of them. Okay. Like any

1:59.2

buddies that ever believed that when you said that, man, do Valentine's Day a bunch of fucking bullshit. Well, it's be real, man. It's a made up holiday from Hallmark. No, man, it's for love, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you don't do on right into it. You gotta get your orders open day. You trying to get this episode off. Correct. You know, I'm trying to clog my heart with chocolate, but we have a culture corner. Look at how a culture today. I want to introduce your buddies.

2:29.2

People are going to want to be one like, damn, they're can cat really change it up.

2:35.2

I feel like cat has a coronavirus.

2:38.9

I mean, cat grew up here and looks like she sells fucking fish tacos or just fish, bro.

2:47.6

You want to be sad? Introduce yourselves, man. Oh, man, well, we got to know, right? That man, come on.

2:54.0

It's a day of love, man. I want to do their thing, man. Okay.

3:00.0

What's up? I'm Craig Craig Craig come see see dog. Do we do? I just did that now.

3:07.4

Introduce your buddy. Dude, that's Craig. That's Chapelle. Okay, fucking beast comics.

3:13.4

It's so culture because when I said I said we should have Craig on. Yeah, because he goes, we need a Mexican. I said, dude, I saw Craig said he's hilarious.

3:21.5

Thank you, buddy. And then I said I sent him your Instagram. He goes, oh, yeah, I know Craig. I said he goes, dude, how Mexican can we be? His name's Craig.

3:29.8

Well, he didn't say Craig connect. He said, hey, man, you got to have Craig. We'll have Craig on him. I'm like, I don't know Craig.

3:39.2

I'm white washed. Yeah. Are you really? Yeah. What percent Mexican are you? I'm half. Oh, yeah, my mom's full Mexican. My dad's wide as fuck.

3:48.8

Where'd they meet at high school? Oh, yeah, I'm high in Harbor City at La Mita. Oh, Mexicans love high school, dude. That's what I did.

4:07.7

Little high school sweethearts, huh? Yeah, are they still together? No, of course. Come on. It's America. Yeah, you're right. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm

4:16.5

And then the fans know she'll tell you. He's one of the four. And here's Craig right here. I actually appearing on a yeah MTV's next we have. Yeah, let's see this. Let's see him. Oh shit. That's you Craig. Yeah.

4:28.8

Yeah. Hey, that's not a good one. I am Brittany. I'm Craig. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Cool. Okay. One this first race here. Now it's time to switch it up a little bit. I'm going to take you to a surprise. All right. Sounds good.

4:50.2

Yeah. It was like a handsome twin, bro. Yeah. I haven't watched that. What happened on the date? I won. And you know what happened? Yeah, she we she need me in the nuts and we kissed. And then he said you want the money or the girl. And I was like, I want the money.

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