Episode 55: The Yankees Won, Hubbs Is Drunk
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2018
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have won two in a row to stop the Red Sox from clinching at Yankee Stadium. Hubbs is drunk in Cleveland on his phone outside a casino. He develops a lisp. The audio is uneven. They ramble a lot. Tommy is very tired. It's a mess. But the Yankees are winning and that's what matters!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch. |
| 0:11.6 | I'm your host Hubs alongside me on the other side of the phone. |
| 0:15.1 | Tommy smokes Tommy's Tommy's rally what is happening Tommy? |
| 0:18.1 | What's up how are you? You seem uh you seem like you're having fun. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm talking you on my phone. |
| 0:25.0 | I don't know how we got this to work. |
| 0:26.6 | We are the worst of technology, |
| 0:28.0 | maybe the worst people on the planet, |
| 0:29.3 | the worst two people maybe in the world at technology, and I'm in Cleveland you're in you're in |
| 0:35.6 | New York you're in Long Island and I'm outside of a bar calling you on my phone |
| 0:40.1 | through this cheat chat chat, voicemail, |
| 0:42.6 | a YouTube thing, I don't know how we got this to work. |
| 0:44.2 | YouTube changed our whole interface |
| 0:46.1 | and we got it to work, but the Yankees |
| 0:48.5 | was taking two of three. |
| 0:49.8 | Sorry, so they're taking two of two so far. |
| 0:51.8 | And we're looking for a sweep tomorrow night |
| 0:53.0 | things have looked very very good over the last two days. I'm very excited very drunk excited. |
| 1:01.1 | I'm trying to temper my expectations for the rest of the thing. |
| 1:04.0 | You had a couple, what was your tweet tonight? |
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