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BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Episode 55 - Lockdown!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8924 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It's a LOCKDOWN! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss their quarantine routines, panic buying, Harvey Weinstein has corona virus, plagues, Pierre has started drawing ASMR cartoons for YouTube, the craggly to handsome and smooth scale, the Michael Shannon line, Tim Allen, the farm for child stars.

Sketches: Pierre feeds a mannequin yoghurt, Phil is in Big Brother

Correspondence: corridor poo with a wallet, sugary beetle poo

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0:00.0

Neither rain nor snow nor dead of night shall keep Bud-Pod from its appointed tasks.

0:06.1

Nor pestilence nor Armageddon shall keep us from chatting about shit really.

0:17.0

Although as was now, thanks to you, we can add mucus to the cannon.

0:24.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes, there's a bit of that now.

0:28.0

We're expanding our brand in these difficult times.

0:32.0

Yeah, you have to move at the times and

0:37.0

shouldn't vomit,

0:38.0

ah, that's yesterday, yeah.

0:41.0

Yeah. Yeah.

0:42.0

So last week. That's all about aerosol viruses. Yeah, shit and vomit and piss is the the

0:52.2

twentines. shit and vomit and piss is the the twenties

0:55.5

yes this is a new decade new world there's the twenty teens the the the

1:00.5

twenty-tooties it's going to be all about stock market collapse contagion probably a war at some point.

1:10.0

Do you think there'll be war? Surely well everyone's too sick to be a war to be fighting I'd like to think so but then

1:17.2

maybe one side in some conflict somewhere will be like hey they're all sick I'm I'm very worried about what Russia's getting up to,

1:25.0

because we haven't heard hide nor hair

1:28.0

from our red cousins across the pond.

1:31.0

Yeah, I think that that's that's actually quite a good point. God knows what that

1:39.3

lunatic is cooking up. I was thinking like Russia and especially China as well what with

1:47.7

their love of concentration camps and whatever they must just be like hey know, people say that our governments aren't nice enough to dissidents,

1:56.4

but we're helping themselves isolate in these solitary confinement cells.

2:00.4

Oh man. People say we're cruel but you know we've we've managed to keep the entire political

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