If you're going to have one job in the Army, what would it be? My one job? Um, fucking lifting weights. That's not really a job. I think it's like to do. You would be an officer. I guess. Or you'd be a physical instructor? Yeah, I'd be the trainer. That's so crazy, man. Why would you do?

I'd be the charge of the whole army. Yeah, and I would change everything about it. First of all, I'll turn the guns around. Like, point them at you. You point them at yourself. Right. And that's how we get what we want. I could be like the range master. That'd be sick. Yeah. I'd yell at people for like bad trigger discipline or something. And then I'd make people, I'd make all the guys like get on the ground. You know, like how you do like the prone position. Yeah. And then I would lay my body on top of them and nestle my shit between their butt sheets. You'd worm up. Yeah, I'd do that and be like, now this is like simulating the stress of combat. Now hit the target.

Now hit the target.

I blow in their ear.

Now hit the target.

Now hit the target.

Jeffrey Epstein.

Joe's going to Cheryl.

Jeffrey Eckstein.

Did you guys go to show me.

Jeffrey Weston. You guys go to show me. Jeffery Lekston.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tru-Anon.

My name is Brace.

I'm producer Yonge Chomsky. And again, this is Truenon. Soldier Edition. Saluting. Ten, hut. Ten, ten hut. I like it. Have you seen videos that drill instructors yelling at people? Every night. But they got the, You watch the ASMR. That's how I go to sleep.

But you know how sometimes they have like the smoke of the bear hats but they're like right over their eyes? That's cool. That's badass. No, brother. Get real. I can see so well that I can even see your shit with this thing over my eyes. Because they're only looking at your shoe. that's why they're always yelling at people that their shoes aren't shined

is because that's the only thing

the drill instructor can see

is Because they're only looking at your shoe. That's why they're always yelling at people that their shoes aren't shined. Yeah.

It's because that's the only thing the drill instructor can see is the shoes. Well, it's like when Luke Skywalker puts the blast shield over his eyes, but he can still use the force to block the shots. Dude, I feel like if you just waved a lightsaber around, it's probably deflecting those shots. Well, you think that, and then you try it, and you're like, I guess I'm not a Jedi.

How come only Jedi's get to use those?

Lightsabers?

Yeah.

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