Episode 547- The Mummy (1999) ft. Everyone's Cousin Vicky
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT.
In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it.
Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and features another absolutely delightful guest.
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| 0:00.0 | Vicki, you're on. |
| 0:18.0 | Vicki, you're on. |
| 0:20.7 | I have nothing to say. |
| 0:22.5 | Y'all, guess who's back? |
| 0:23.8 | It's Viggy. |
| 0:25.4 | Guess who's back, back, back, back. |
| 0:27.7 | Vicki's back, back, back. |
| 0:29.7 | Thank you. |
| 0:30.9 | Oh, the M&M of podcasting is here. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you for having me. |
| 0:34.2 | Thank you for coming back. |
| 0:35.0 | What a surprise to be invited back. |
| 0:37.0 | Well, we read your persuasive essay that you definitely used chat GPT for. I don't know. I don't know. Look, Vicky, I'm really good at thesaurus. I stand by you writing that. Did you use chat GPT? Because I'm going to we'll never know. We'll never know. She uses chat GPT for all of her important documents. I want to say. Literally, I've only used it once. |
| 1:10.8 | Do you scream? Ever. Besides this. Besides this. Besides maybe this. Do you scream, fuck that rainforest before you do it? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Every time. Who's one thing I know about Vicky? I hate rainforest. Hates the fucking rain. I hate it. So many bugs. |
| 1:13.3 | You're always yelling, suck my dick, howler monkey. |
| 1:14.2 | I hate them. |
| 1:44.3 | I hate rainforest. Hates the fucking rain. I hate it. So many bugs. You're always yelling, suck my dick, heller monkey. I hate them. I hate those monkeys. Hate it all. I heard the cure for cancer might be there. Fuck you. Love cancer. Love it. And all the oxygen. You could be in a volcano instead. Cancer's not so bad. Well, there you go. That was a maxypad song that never got written. You could be in a volcano instead. Cancer's not so bad. Well, there you go. That was a MaxiPad song that never got written. You could be in North Korea. Cancer ain't so bad. You could be in a volcano, cancer ain't so bad. It's really awful. It's awful. It's not funny. Is RFK Jr. here in the room with this right now? Oh, no. Oh, I'd have more Zin packets. just in your head. You'd eat more meat. You wouldn't have cancer. You know that? No, I wouldn't have cancer. I'd have all the meat. A brainworm? All the meat. And some nicotine pouches. That street bear meat that you ate before you came over here. Well, don't hit them in the street. Oh, fuck. Anyway, Dickey, you hate monkeys, you hate rainforests. What do you not hate? |
| 2:04.5 | The mummy. Well, don't hit them in the street. Oh, fuck, man. Anyway, Vicki, you hate monkeys. |
| 2:01.7 | You hate rainforest. |
| 2:03.4 | What do you not hate? |
| 2:04.5 | The mommy. |
| 2:06.2 | Yeah, Boris Karloff, 1930s. |
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