Hey there dudes and dudettes, time to wax up your boards and go catch the big wave over

at the LPN beach, like it, thing though, one night only at the Balboa Theatre in San Diego

October 20th, come and check out all of the cool cats and the crazy dogs, the LPN, every

show, the entire network, each one, pulsating and grinding in front of you for your entertainment

pleasure.

We're all going to catch the big goona, and I'm talking about that big greasy guy,

I'm talking about a wave, it's Siri, it's Siri, just so you know, it's going to be inside

of a theatre, so when physical wetness you experience is your own personal body heat

or the sweat of one of the performers, come and check it out, I'm certain if there's

a podcast flavor you need on your tongue, we got the spoon for you, beach blanket bingo

baby, come on guys, let's do it!

There's no place to escape to, this is the last talk, on the left.

That's when the cannibalism started, what was that?

You think you come to my fucking house, and we're not going to fucking party, you come

to my fucking house, and we're not going to play fucking baseball, we have to hear this

fucking song, and this fucking song, man, listen to the lyrics man, the thing is about a fucking

song, thing is about a fucking mistake that I love about a fucking mixed tape, is that

I can put the songs in any fucking order that I want to put them in, because then when

you buy an album, when you buy a fucking album, they put the songs in the fucking order

that they want you to listen to the best, fucking dance, I love this dance, I'm just

right, this whole script makes me paranoid, just the script, you have one of those dreams,

I don't know if you've ever had one of those dreams where you're like, truly either

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