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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 544: Chicken-Swinging Sin Transfer Weekend

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Polar bear attacks and damages Leonardo helicopter Airborne Yom Kippur ritual for locked down Melbourne Jews OC sheriff's deputies who lied on reports testify that they didn't know it was illegal Texas residents warned of tap water tainted with brain-eating microbe

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0:00.0

Today's show is brought to you by Adamaneeve.com.

0:03.2

Go to Adamaneeve.com right now and you'll get 50% off just about any item.

0:07.0

All you have to do is enter the code word glory, G-L-O-R-Y, and check out.

0:15.4

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:21.1

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

Recording live from glory holes all over Illinois.

0:51.3

This is cognitive distance.

0:54.3

I like that we can hear it.

0:55.5

We blast anyone who doesn't know.

0:58.4

You know what, Cecil?

0:59.4

At this point, we're like a traveling glory hole road show.

1:02.9

Why is it guys looking at it with a magnifying glass?

1:07.8

You know, this is actually a pretty nice glory hole.

1:10.3

You kept it in good prepare.

1:14.2

You still can't get anything for it because it's a glory hole, but it's in this repair.

1:18.4

It's still a nice repair.

1:19.4

You did it.

1:20.4

I'm just saying a thing to bring back from you from the war.

1:22.8

I just want to say that I allowed it to weird memento to bring back but souvenirs go.

1:28.0

You know, some people collect spoons to the places they go.

1:32.9

Maybe simple.

1:33.9

I mean, taking the whole glory hole is just a little weird.

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