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🗓️ 18 December 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible. |
0:03.4 | It'll soon be a war there. |
0:05.0 | And we are as the people opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths. |
0:10.0 | I know for a fact, and a secret proceedings. |
0:12.3 | Weapons of mass destruction destruction I take the threat very seriously |
0:17.3 | a new world order government thanks you for your participation |
0:22.4 | you are now listening to the world famous sofa king |
0:26.2 | podcast. Please read from sheets. I am I am sof for keen now repeat all very fast please I am sofier again not so fast you lose this meaning I am so for can with me as a lot |
0:47.0 | I am so for king with me as a who you say, from this thing. I'm trying to keep that out of my reach. |
1:02.0 | Trying to keep that out of my reach. What? |
1:03.0 | The Dalmore? |
1:04.0 | Oh, yeah, fuck it. |
1:06.0 | I also need to drive at some point. |
1:08.0 | Yeah, I took those batteries, uh, took the batteries out of the breathalyzer. |
1:11.0 | I need to get actual breathalyzer batteries. I just |
1:14.1 | stole them from the remote upstairs. |
1:17.1 | Your water bottle went from being super pimp to like not that impressive based on the brand like my bifocals where I couldn't really see it very well to shifting to where I could see it. |
1:30.5 | Because when I looked at it with the shitty part of my glasses I thought it said |
1:35.0 | Magnum gold. |
1:37.0 | And I was like, fuck yeah. |
1:39.0 | That's a condom as I bought. |
1:40.8 | A big ass black bottle. |
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