Episode 543 - Cannonball Plunge

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In this, our Seaon 5 Finale, Hank and Kevin are rambling on and on about Stanley Cups, Taylor Swift, In and Out Burger, nude swimming at Bass Pro Shops and finally onto Aron Ralston and the fine line between bad luck and really bad luck. It's a hot mess. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Okay, God only knows if this is recording. It says it's recording, but let me just set this, let me set the scene for the thousands and hundreds of thousands of listeners. Let me just set the scene.
0:15.6	It's late right now. Yeah. Your kids had a snow day. Yes. You've been locked, trapped at home with three children while trying to work on a snow day.
0:28.8	First of all, snow days, I'm all for snow days. I mean, snow days. I'm sorry that I mean parents
0:37.0	maybe aren't as excited about snow days, but I would say to any parent on a snow day
0:42.2	just remember how absolutely shouldn't
0:46.2	excited your kids must be like I remember snow days when you were a kid
0:50.3	yes I do our issue. Our issue is one day after winter break. Right. And the kids were like excited to go back to school. so they were a little bit like
1:04.8	Great snow day. Okay. Well one more day at home, huh? Okay. Yeah, you're right. You're right. So here's so in this in the school district. Here's how things shook out and and I will say that I was a little surprised by this. So the kids in this school district that both of us are in had two solid weeks off.
1:28.0	So the Monday of Christmas, that entire week between Christmas and New
1:33.0	years and the entire week after New Year. So two full weeks.
1:38.0	Plus the Monday. Then they got the Monday.
1:40.5	Yeah. Then they got the Monday. I was like, what the hell? They got the Monday?
1:44.4	I was like, so they had two full weeks and then instead of going back to school,
1:49.9	Monday, the, whatever that was was the 8th.
1:53.0	Uh, nope, no, we're gonna give them Monday off too for absolutely as far as I could tell for no reason whatsoever.
2:00.0	And so, and I think a lot of parents around here are a little caught off guard.
2:05.0	Yeah. Because you wouldn't expect to have the Monday off.
2:09.0	But they had the Monday off.
2:10.0	So then they went back to school yesterday. I'm choking. They went back to
2:16.8	school yesterday Tuesday and then it was a snow day Wednesday. Yeah. So in the
2:22.0	last three weeks, these children have gone to...
2:26.0	I'm coming to your defense because you're bad-mouthing snow day this afternoon to which I said how dare you how dare
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