Episode 541- Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025)
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Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Oh boy. Oh brother. This week we're discussing the fifth and (allegedly) final installment of a franchise we loved for the most part-- 2025's "Hell House LLC: Lineage." YOWZA. Special topics for your consideration include: extreme confusion about the timelines, names, connections, and motivations of practically every character, some direct and unsolicited advice for COGNETTI, college football history, Pepe Silvia, and our final (allegedly) adoration of Paul's Song (an eternal bop).
We covered the first three films in Episodes 254, 256, and 258, plus "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" in Episode 452. Hey, that's all five movies in order!! Congratulate us.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Kanye |
| 0:02.0 | Knih |
| 0:08.0 | Kniati A sad Kaniati Kaniati Do it. Oh, a sad Kenyri. |
| 0:22.6 | Cognetti. |
| 0:23.6 | A Canyanyar. |
| 0:24.6 | A Canyeri. |
| 0:25.6 | A Canyeri. |
| 0:26.6 | Cagieri, why you too? |
| 0:29.6 | Cognari, why you know respect to your mama? |
| 0:33.6 | Cunieri, why you no found footage on this one? |
| 0:37.9 | Kanye, why are you making this? |
| 0:42.1 | Kanye, why you say this will be the scariest one of all? |
| 0:46.3 | Kanye, you lie. |
| 0:47.5 | No, Kanye, you lie. |
| 0:49.8 | God, I'm so disappointed. |
| 0:54.0 | Steve, if you're listening. |
| 0:55.8 | Steve, Stephen, Stephen, can we call you Steve? |
| 0:58.1 | We'll call you Stephen. |
| 1:00.1 | Fucking, one, the OG |
| 1:03.9 | has become a go-to Halloween watch for me. |
| 1:06.9 | It's so good. |
| 1:07.8 | It's so good. |
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