All right here we go hit record ready to go getting started aren't we here comes my dog

Sam just laid down at my feet I've got a fresh cup of coffee and I'm ready to go

Oh goodness gracious. Thank you everyone

for joining. Thank you for listening. You ever listen to this show and think to yourself,

oh good God I could be doing anything else in the world.

Huh?

Not going to learn anything listening to this show are you?

Now you could turn this off and actually make good use of your time, but what the

hell?

Let's just forge ahead together, shall we?

Shall we?

Let's just jump right into it.

Let's introduce the show. I'm Anc Patterson, well to an outfly fishing expert Outdoor Guide, and host to this show, Hank Patterson's

Outdoor Miss Adventures.

And joining me today is, no one, everyone left, I was doing this voice, I wouldn't stop doing

this voice, so everyone packed up and they left didn't they like

would you please stop doing the voice and I'm like now I won't and they were like well then I'm

gonna leave and I said well then bugger off go ahead leave what do care? That's what they did. So the hell with them I'm going to continue to do this voice as long as I want.

That's not true because I want you all to continue listening. The hell with them, right? Jake and Kevin or Christian or whoever else might

be on, you know, to the hell with them. If they don't want to sit here while I do my funny voice,

that's fine, I can go. But you guys, I need you to stay, and so I'm going to stop

doing the voice because I need you to stay. We've already introduced the show, we've already

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