Episode 540: All Stars 11 Ep 3 - "Shop Til U Drop"
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
The queens are scaring up sales for this week’s spooky home shopping improv challenge. The scariest part is that they have to do it in pairs, or more specifically, that Lucky and Mystique have to work together. Dawn makes the judges howl, Morgan does in fact do pretty well for a dead bitch, and while it seems like Akeria’s got this all wrapped up, it’s ultimately up to Ru to choose between an old favorite from Peanuts and a Davenport born to do drag.
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| 0:00.0 | Is it kosher? |
| 0:04.0 | All right, Mary. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, wait, girl, girl, hold off. |
| 0:19.0 | The Bluetooth's working. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello? Hi, this is Joan. I'm calling from Las Vegas. Ooh, the Sin City. I had a question about the eternal life supplements. Yes. Is it kosher? Is it what? Is it kosher? Is it what? Is it kosher? Culture. Coture. Coture with a K, a kosher. |
| 0:39.3 | A kosher. |
| 0:40.3 | Is it kosher? |
| 0:41.3 | Who the hell's that? |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, girl, oh my Jesus. |
| 0:45.3 | I have a question for the bougie bag lady. |
| 0:48.3 | Now the bag, is it circumcised? |
| 0:51.3 | Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag. |
| 0:55.0 | So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase. |
| 0:58.0 | If you're rubbing, it might spit on you and call you Susan. |
| 1:01.0 | How many of these bags do you want, baby? |
| 1:03.0 | All of them. And I want all the eternal supplements. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm going to get my purse right now. Goodbye, girl. |
| 1:10.0 | You know, it took a few tries in a few episodes and a lot of moments of uncertainty, but it was |
| 1:17.8 | nice to see that in not quite the 11th hour, Mystique, the train hit the tracks finally. |
| 1:26.9 | And she got something right. And I was happy to hear it. |
| 1:30.9 | Oh man. |
| 1:31.6 | I feel like she at that moment was like absolutely not in her head and was just reacting. |
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