Big congrats to Megan Markle.

She succeeded in taking a second man out of the House of Windsor.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ruthless.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This will put down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

Oh, you regret this?

And you may regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of dark.

Okay, a big day here in the variety program.

That's an aggressive start. I love it.

It's good. It's good.

Well, we have hope you would hand today.

And so we figured we'd stay on brand and sort of introduce that controversial topic up top.

So I mean, it's it's a it's an action packed show we have today.

I'm going to start with what we should really get into is what's what's been going on since the last time we checked in.

There's been a lot of news folks who've been the masters.

We've got Prince Philip.

Also, we have the masters.

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