Episode 54 - Should've Ordered The Fajitas!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss the Bill Cosby rape trial, the essence of a "Sunday Brooch" with the boys, the weird chick hacker that got nabbed, and why millennials are killing off chain restaurants. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Damn James, I'm charged up. I'm charged up tonight. A lot of things going on. A lot of things going on in the world. I know. I've got a couple of pop things that are really like popular culture
0:36.2	popular culture goings on that are really shaping my day in my life.
0:41.8	What is this NPR voice you're using right now?
0:44.4	What is that?
0:45.4	What do you mean?
0:46.4	That's like my popular culture breakdown.
0:49.1	Sure, sure, sure.
0:50.1	It sounds like a white woman named Sandy, who's got a short haircut, a no fuss haircut,
0:55.5	who's very very like close to being a dude where it's like you know what I'm saying like that's what it sounds like to me
1:04.6	I see I see you're coming for me already no I'm not I see that I see you coming down the road I see it from
1:10.9	far away our voice that's a heavy mr voice You're jogging up to me.
1:14.0	No, no, I'm not.
1:15.0	And you're coming for me.
1:16.0	And I have not.
1:17.0	I am approaching you slowly like Bill Cosby.
1:20.0	I'm forcing you to swallow the white pill.
1:22.0	Hey, I like to listen, I would never... I'm forcing you to swallow the white pill.
1:23.0	Hey, I like to, listen, you would never have to force me.
1:26.1	Lotion in your hands.
1:27.6	I know that was like.
1:28.4	And telling you to touch my penis.
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