Episode 54: Montoya And The Holy Land (Ft. Ian Lara)
Something Went Wrong W/ Vinny
Vinny Guadagnino
4.4 • 571 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:26.5 | Sometimes you gotta do something. |
| 0:30.2 | But then as soon as COVID happened, |
| 0:31.8 | like the city was like... |
| 0:32.8 | It goes down. |
| 0:33.2 | It felt like a cruise ship. |
| 0:34.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:35.2 | Like, you don't want to live there. |
| 0:52.2 | Doing it to get a job. He's like, my grandpa's Larry David Yeah Okay, we get it You have shows tonight or? Yeah, yeah, later on though Nice, nice Seller Where are you coming from now? Just home? Where do you live? Queens. Oh, okay. Are you from there? Was it there? Yeah, I was born and raised there. Fire. Yeah. |
| 1:11.6 | Let me do my I hate intros intro. |
| 1:25.5 | All right. What's up, guys? Welcome to the show. Another episode of Something Went Wrong. Sitting here with comic Mike Figgs. What's up? We're in the same sweater as last week. Still in the same sweater. Last week. You know what I mean? we hustle them out here. |
| 1:26.6 | Fashion Nova, baby. Fashion Nova, we represent. |
| 1:28.5 | And huge comic, Ian Lara is here. Thanks for coming on. Sorry, I feel so fucking awkward, but I appreciate it. Thanks for coming on. We've been meeting each other more and more. Yeah, yeah. No, I appreciate you having me. Thank you. Yeah. Cool. For sure. I actually, I could be wrong, but I think, like, I tried to do stand-up, like, years ago, like seven years ago on and off, and I used to do, like, new jokes night at the cellar. And I'm pretty sure that was maybe the first time I saw you. Yeah, yeah. You did that? I started doing that year about seven, about that time. Yeah. It was very proud. And I used to do it every week. Yeah, and it's crazy because then I look at the people that have, like, are big now. And I'm like, damn, like they did it every single night from that seven years. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's the thing. when COVID, I remember when COVID hit, I had not went longer than five days in 10 years without doing stand-up. Wow. Those five days were just like vacation. Like, I would go on vacation. What did you do? Did you lose your mind when, or with the comedy shit during COVID? I was good. I thought everyone was doing nothing. I didn't know people were doing dances on TikTok and becoming million. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought everyone was like, we're just gonna chill. No, they were thriving. No, but people, yeah, people came out celebrities out of COVID. Every, every celebrity I talk to, they're like, I'm like, how'd you get started? They're like COVID. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know. Like all those influence are girls shit that like, um. Trying on bikinis. |
| 2:51.5 | Everyone's ordering shit. I do. I mean, if I could go back, I would have just worked out of the advances. I was opening Pokemon cards. Yeah, I had a whole stream. I was selling Pokemon cards. I felt like I was working so hard like the years before. So during the break, I was like, all right, cool. Everyone just takes a break. Right, y'all. People come out, now they're doing a beacon theater. |
| 3:10.2 | Didn't you say that's what happened to you? So during the break, I was like, all right, cool. Everyone just takes a break. People come out, now they're doing a beacon theater. |
| 3:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 3:23.0 | Didn't you say that's what happened to you? You were like doing like a reaction, like you did like a walking video and... Dude, I was making sandwiches. Yeah, I'm doing... Yeah, I was making sandwiches for my girl. And the next thing you know, they just started blowing up. On TikTok? On TikTok, yeah. See, this is what I mean. |
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