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Slop Quest

Episode 54: Big Top O'Neill (The Calgary Chronicles)

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

On this episode (new show notes!), Danish asks O'Neill about his adventures at the Calgary Stampede. O'Neill details how he transformed himself into a cowboy, and how Ari Shaffir became a "missing child". O'Neill also discusses his redemptive battle against mushrooms and how he had a spiritual enlightenment.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish and only

0:10.0

I was Danish

0:12.0

I was on

0:15.0

on Neil so I can tell you how they call the boat feel.

0:28.0

It's a free port castle. It's a fucking good deal.

0:32.0

They are calling Danish and O'Neill.

0:39.0

Danish and O'Neill. Danish and O'Neill. Denny's and O'Neill.

0:45.0

O'Neill.

0:47.0

Oh, Nie

0:50.0

E. D'Anee.

0:51.0

Denny. Great singing voice Bush. You heard the Bush man. It's Danish as he would say or Danish you want to say correctly correctly and oh new eel yeah he sounds like a guy who doesn't read very well doing karaoke Bush do you agree with that?

1:09.3

Is his second language?

1:11.8

Bush do you agree with that?

1:13.5

Of course.

1:14.5

Well, you can't argue with the Bush.

1:16.2

The Bush, do you heard it?

1:17.0

Whoa, I lost control.

1:18.3

Well, the Bushman's actually not in studio.

1:20.0

Sorry if we alluded to the fact that he might be here, but

1:23.0

an illusion.

1:24.2

He is not.

1:25.2

Episode 54, because your mama's a whore.

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