A roast as dark as the night, perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad

ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes. He's just trying to

warn you of the bridge. The bridge. Finally, from the caffeine-abilled brains of

Spring Hill Jack coffee and last podcast on the left, we bring you Mothman's

red eye blend. Yes, delicious Panama beans. Go to lastpodcastmerch.com to

order yours today. There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast on the left.

That's one of the cannibalism started. What was that?

You find out. Then you always find out there's always something. I mean, I think I am the most charming,

funny and sky in the world. There's some people that just I don't know what it is. They just dislike

me. Yeah, just upon introduction. And I don't know why it is. I don't know why maybe to some,

you know, because jealousy obviously. Especially when they don't know your profession or anything about

you. They're just intrinsically jealous. Look at that guy. You are of your presence.

It's not. You know, jealous of a side. It's an indiable lie. They must be jealous of my shows

that I've done on television or no, no, I don't know anything about you. But it's white. There's so

many people come up to me and they're all like, what's your fucking deal? They say that to me and I'm

like, I'm glad that you ask. So natural magnetism, of course. That maybe it's because I'm not a

harbinger of doom. Maybe it is. Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Everyone been hanging out

with Marcus and the ever charming ever. I was going to say that. I take that Henry Subrowski

quiet, quiet. Henry Subrowski is going to be back. Remember those air quotes, candies that were

called warheads. Yeah, you're kind of like that at first. You're like, but over time, you get used

to it. That's me. Then you're addicted. I had a jar of those fucking things. And they, I don't

know why I chose to suffer. We all were like this when we were kids. I don't know why. We all

...