Episode 538- Dark Harvest (2023)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener suggestion: the 2023 scarecrow film "Dark Harvest" (no, it could not be the scarecrow movie). Special topics for your consideration include: the dumbest of dumb teens, a movie that keeps you guessing to the point of disinterest, not even being able to perform the Bechdel test, The Plague, and a whole lot of head scratching.
Maybe just go watch "Scarecrow" the SyFy channel original? It's Episode 237.
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| 0:00.0 | Toxic Mastik |
| 0:05.0 | Toxic masculinity, the holiday. That's this movie. That's his movie. |
| 0:21.7 | There are like five women in this movie. Two of them have dialogue. Two of them have dialogue. And I think both are in Twilight, or at least one of them is. Yeah, yeah. Well, one of them definitely. Mom with the weird face. Mom with the weird face. She's kind of weird face. Sure. And she has a weird face in Twilight too because that woman has a weird face. |
| 0:39.6 | Yeah, but that was like a cavalcade of weird faces. Yeah, they got all the weird faces in that. It was like a murderer's row of weird-faced human beings. Should we get back into the Twilight franchise? You made me swear that we'd never do another Twilight. Well, you made me swear not to put my hand in the garbage disposal, but I do it anyway. You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:57.7 | So wait. |
| 0:58.1 | Or all. me swear that we'd never do another twilight well you made me swear not to put my hand in the |
| 0:55.2 | garbage disposal but i do it anyway you know what i'm saying so wait are all bets off are we not |
| 0:59.6 | doing things that you're trying to those funerals anymore oh no that's on that is on although you've |
| 1:05.6 | not given me a list of instructions for yours as far as i know from you i will be outliving you |
| 1:10.6 | oh yeah that's true i don't need to. I don't need to know. I don't need to know. No responsibility on this end. There's just one Bathry song that has to be played at my funeral with everyone singing along to it. Beyond that. Just tell somebody else because you have promised me I could die first. Anyway, Dark Harvest. Is your first note, MGM farts for fart's sake. |
| 1:27.5 | Note. die first. Anyway, Dark Harvest. Is your first note, MGM Farts for Farts Sake? |
| 1:31.0 | No, tell me more. |
| 1:32.3 | Because the MGM logo came up and it translated the Latin that's on the banner for MGM, which is |
| 1:39.2 | Arts for Arts sake. |
| 1:40.8 | Oh. |
| 1:41.3 | So I made it say it's Farts for Farts Sake. |
| 1:43.7 | I like that for you. Yeah, yeah. I'm 51. Yeah. Exactly. Oh. So I made it say it's Farts for Farts Sake. I like that for you. |
| 1:44.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:45.6 | I'm 51. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could hold it, but I don't want to. No, no, no. Katie. Alan. You ever want to drive away from your cornfield town that's cursed by a pumpkin-headed man? No. Do you ever want to live in a town that's got a curse because you made a deal with the |
| 2:02.2 | pumpkin devil to live lower middle class? |
| 2:06.1 | Is that it? |
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