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Possibilities here in the game. The Arsenal makes shocking revelation that all you need to start scoring goals is not give them a contract.

This is the Arsenal Vision post-match podcast. My name is Elliot Smith, you black on Twitter, Yankee Gunner. An early

morning recording for us today. So I've got the full cup of coffee sitting here. Last time I did that,

spilled it all over the MacBook. We'll see if that happens. Just the kind of morning that says,

let's give you a quick, punchy, fun podcasting, get out of here for a couple days for the holiday. We will be doing, obviously, boxing day stuff. But for those of you who are getting ready to celebrate Christmas, I wish you a very merry Christmas. For those you who aren't, I wish you a very merry this time of year. And happy New Year and all that nonsense. And if you are operating on a different calendar,

then I wish you a happy this time of the year, whatever that is. The point is, I hope all of you

are happy and well and doing okay and being safe out there and just generally enjoying

your life and enjoying Arsenal being a hell of a lot of fun right now. So we will have a special

message coming out in the next couple of days. But other than that,

should be hopefully pretty quiet. I do want to give a special shout out and thanks to the man

known in the Discord anyway as Cornballer, a fellow university graduate colleague of mine who does

an aggregator news network in our Discord. And he posts all the dubious transfer rumors and general Arsenal news. And when you're recording a podcast early in the morning and you don't have a lot of time, going in and checking what he's posted, it is a lifesaver. So a huge, huge thank you to him. Yeah, another fun game, Arsenal swatting away inferior competition, which is what you're supposed to do. And here to discuss that with me is Paul. find him my Twitter at pause my pants. I'll pass. Woohoo. And Clive, you can find my on Twitter,

Clive, hello, Clive. Hello, hello. I think what I'd like to do, rather than discussing, like, the game, because like the game was what it was, right? Like Sunderland are good in league one, they're doing well there. I thought they set up pretty well. They had a decent plan.

Talent wise, they weren't good enough, and it is what it is. I'd rather go into the individual performances specifically and what they mean because we're going to need some players in the next few days and weeks and things like that. And we're going to need to make some decisions about players' futures in the next few days and weeks and stuff like that. So we'll peek ahead to boxing day and some of the challenges going on with fixture congestion and so on. But let's start with just

a little bit of player analysis. And the first one, Clive, I think is just Eddie and Kedia. I don't think there's any getting away from it. Hat trick for Eddie and Kedia. He hasn't had a chance to play much for us. But when he has played, he's done basically what has been asked.

The Everton game,

I think people were surprised and maybe upset that he came on ahead of players with the future

at the club when it was presumed he doesn't have one. But he played well in that performance.

He has a hat trick in this game that goes from sort of William Gallus level goal for the first

one to a pretty sensational third one and increasing

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