Episode 536: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 Ep 14 - "Good Morning Bitches"
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The top four rise and shine one last time for a semifinal challenge that doesn’t require them to write lyrics or learn choreography. Darlene and Myki's morning show is a ratings hit while Nini and Juicy's feels pre-recorded. Ultimately Nini shimmies into the Top 3, but we won’t have to take our eyes off Juicy for very long….
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| 0:00.0 | Pussy. |
| 0:05.0 | All right, Mary. |
| 0:18.0 | So you look the part and you talk the talk, but honey, can you walk the walk? |
| 0:23.6 | Okay? |
| 0:24.6 | You seem like a silly girl. |
| 0:25.6 | Yeah, I am a silly girl. |
| 0:26.6 | I call this one the backyard barbecue. |
| 0:28.6 | Okay. |
| 0:29.6 | So first, you show up, you're excited to be there. |
| 0:32.6 | And I need you to make eye contact with that pulled pork. |
| 0:35.6 | And at that point, you see it. |
| 0:38.3 | You see it. You get here, ugh. |
| 0:41.3 | And then I need you to eat it, eat it, eat it, eat, eat, eat. |
| 0:44.3 | And when you leave the joint, you are full. |
| 0:47.3 | Mm-hmm, okay. |
| 0:48.3 | You are full, honey. |
| 0:51.3 | You are full. |
| 0:53.3 | Get a look at that pulled porf one more time. |
| 0:56.0 | I couldn't have asked for a better partner for this one. |
| 0:58.0 | When Darlene's on, she's on. |
| 1:00.0 | There we go. |
| 1:02.0 | That is our time. |
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