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Spilled Milk

Episode 532: Cooking Smells

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Matthew and this is spill Matthew the show where we spill something

0:09.7

on Matthew and then put him in the washing machine and you well none of us can have

0:15.6

any then oh that's true well I mean whoever whoever gets extracts me from the washing

0:21.1

machine gets a freebie oh okay okay well anyway yeah so this is actually spilled milk

0:27.0

in case you wonder yeah you probably thought you tuned into a completely different show

0:30.3

yeah this is this spilled milk and we usually cook something delicious eat it all and you

0:36.2

can't have any today we are talking about cooking smells so we're gonna smell something this

0:42.1

okay this is really actually germane it's apropos because this happened to be yesterday

0:46.9

that I smelled something delicious and couldn't have any really yeah because teeth are terrible

0:52.1

I hate my teeth I maybe I hate all teeth oh I was I was wondering how things are going

0:56.5

with your teeth tell me all about your teeth I know everybody's wondering so let's do let's

1:00.0

let's make this a segment tooth new with Matthew okay go on so I have to get a crown and I've

1:09.4

never gotten a crown before but apparently like the thing about teeth is and I realize I'm not the

1:14.0

first to to recognize this is that they wear out long before the rest of you does so anyway so

1:21.4

so I'm at the part where I went in and like for two hours the dentist like ground half of my

1:26.0

tooth off and then put on a temporary crown so I could like eat without like getting stuff like

1:32.3

it hurting and getting stuff stuck in there and the temporary crown fell off almost immediately and

1:38.0

so yesterday I was pretty much subsisting on smoothies and pudding and while the rest of the family

1:43.6

had pizza for dinner are you a grinder or a cluncher or both yeah yeah oh you're a clunch you're

1:49.2

a grinder a grinder yeah a Grincher a Grincher the Grincher sounds like a like a creature from like

1:57.9

English fairy tales right or a roll dollar or something the grinder sounds like some sort of I don't

2:03.0

know like German dance yes can you do the clienta okay anyway okay so Matthew what did you smell

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