Episode 532 - A Python Like Tyson's Bicep
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
This week Hank shares a snake story from a trailer park in Oklahoma and his thoughts on getting lucky. Then Kevin has prepared an spooky unsolved mystery about a group of young hikers, deep in the wilderness of Siberia. Enjoy!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | All right. Okay, fresh cup of coffee. |
| 0:04.0 | Fresh cup, fresh cup. |
| 0:07.0 | If I owned a coffee shop, that's, that's how I would serve a cup of coffee. |
| 0:14.0 | Every single time I served a cup of coffee, |
| 0:16.0 | just black coffee. |
| 0:18.0 | Right, just straight up, just a cup of coffee. |
| 0:21.0 | If I was serving a mocha, I would would just say I would say the person's name. |
| 0:24.8 | Tim. |
| 0:25.3 | Tim. |
| 0:26.3 | Mocha for Tim. Or you know a 47 dollar whatever triple pump latte mochicino I would do you know Carol |
| 0:36.8 | Carol but if somebody ordered just a fresh cup of coffee |
| 0:47.0 | This is every single one of the baristas, including me, would serve it, would put it out on the counter and you would be required to do this. |
| 0:52.0 | Fresh cup. you would have to be required to do this. |
| 0:52.8 | Fresh cup, fresh cup, fresh cup, fresh cup, |
| 0:57.8 | fresh cup, something like that. |
| 1:00.0 | You would have to sing it some way. |
| 1:01.2 | That wasn't, that was, that that was poor I did it poorly but it would be |
| 1:05.4 | fresh cup I used to go to a place in Portland Oregon called the montage years and years ago and I don't even know if it still exists, so I'll be quite |
| 1:15.2 | honest with you, but I assume it probably does. |
| 1:17.4 | It was a fantastic restaurant, and back in the day, if you ordered oyster shooters, I've probably even told this story on the |
| 1:24.3 | podcast, but when you ordered oyster shooters, the waiter would immediately just yell, |
| 1:32.1 | well, no noister shooter, |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Travis Swartz, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Travis Swartz and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.