Episode 531- The Deadly Spawn (1983)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS!
Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers."
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| 0:00.0 | Katie. |
| 0:02.0 | I'd like to welcome you to the year of 1989. |
| 0:05.0 | Okay. |
| 0:06.0 | When grandmas are vegetarians. When grandmas are vegetarians. Katie. Alan. I'd like to welcome you to the year of 1983. |
| 0:21.6 | Okay. |
| 0:38.1 | When grandmas are vegetarians. Yeah. Was that a thing? No. No. I love it. I love it. Oh, Katie, I'm so fucking happy. This does not paint vegetarians in a very good light. Yeah. No, it's a diet. Who cares? Okay, okay. No, it's a lifestyle And it's a choice |
| 0:39.6 | The ethical choice |
| 0:41.0 | We're full light. Yeah, no, it's a diet. Who cares? Okay, okay. No, it's a lifestyle and it's a choice, the ethical choice? |
| 0:41.2 | We're full enough of ourselves. |
| 0:42.6 | Oh, seriously. |
| 0:47.1 | We're doing the 1983 classic stone cold. |
| 0:50.8 | Everyone's seen it, deadly spawned. |
| 0:53.0 | $25,000 budget. |
| 0:55.7 | I have a lot to say about that budget. |
| 0:57.9 | Tell me. |
| 0:58.4 | It's on the screen. |
| 1:00.2 | Oh, yeah. And it's beautiful. |
| 1:02.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.7 | And Don Doller would be proud. |
| 1:05.7 | My first nose says, shit, this starts like a Don Doller movie. |
| 1:09.1 | Like exactly immediately a Don Doller movie. It's like Don Doller of New Jersey. The Don Doller of New Jersey. This is, uh, let's give him his due. His name is, uh, Douglas McCune. Yeah. McKeown. Is that how you say that name? Uh, spelled. M-C-E-O-W-N. Yeah. McKeown. McKeon. Okay. Look, I wouldn't know. I'm a filthy day ago. It's produced by one Ted A. Boas. You like Ted A-Bohus. It sounds like a name that you give to the cops and you meant to say bogus, but you have had one too many and you're trying to get out of that DUI. Ted Boas. How do you do a G? How do you do a G? Boas. This movie opens on two men in a tent. Yeah, wearing flannels. We're in flannels as you do in a Don Dollar movie, despite this not being a Don Dollar movie. Don Dollar could only dream of puppets this good. Oh my God. I know. it's like they one-uped Don Doller movie. Don Dollar could only dream of puppets this good. |
| 2:01.0 | Oh my God. |
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