Episode 530: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 Ep 9 - "Fannie: The Hard Knock Ball Rusical"
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Seven little girls and one dumb dog come out mostly shining in this week’s Annie-inspired Rusical. While Jane’s shenanigans steal the show and the win, the Dions are miles from Easy Street and end up in a Mommy & Me lip sync that leaves Juicy an orphan in this competition.
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| 0:00.0 | Still says 30. |
| 0:04.0 | All right, Mary. |
| 0:05.0 | After a while, it gets exhausting. |
| 0:19.0 | I start thinking strategically. If you really want Fannie, I can do Big Peppa. |
| 0:23.6 | Nini, you take the lead. |
| 0:26.6 | See what happens when you realize how much singing there is. |
| 0:29.6 | You sure. |
| 0:31.6 | If it gets us to the next step, sounds good to me. |
| 0:34.6 | Now I'm getting scared. |
| 0:36.6 | Well, you thought, bitch. You want that you. You thought it. Do you want to do it? Oh my God. Because it's between the title. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. NeNeet is trying to outsmart the challenge, |
| 0:55.0 | and it's the same thing that happened with the talent show. |
| 0:58.0 | I think I would rather get it over with. |
| 1:00.0 | Let's go week one. |
| 1:02.0 | Wait, I'll go week two. |
| 1:04.0 | Neenie, I, with all the love in my heart. |
| 1:09.0 | If Mikey's willing to take Big Peppa, then you just do Fannie and she takes Big Peppa. Like, let's just lock it in that. I'm gonna, you're having a breath through. What? Jesus Christ, we're gonna be here forever. I look over at the other girls and Jane's kind of rumbling in her chair. The other girls are kind of like, ugh, you know. i'm just kind of getting in my head about it maybe |
| 1:28.9 | this is a sign that i'm not ready to take on the lead lead yeah you you take fanny i'm gonna take big |
| 1:36.9 | peppa so i feel like based on this i mean i feel like nini cocoa is probably a nightmare to travel |
| 1:42.9 | with oh god indecision 2026, you know? Oh. Yeah. I just like, I'm imagining being at the airport and it's time to go through security. And she's like, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I can't find my passport. And I, the way in which I would Jane don't that situation. Like, oh, come on. |
| 2:01.5 | Like, Jane don't, I think is great to travel with, conversely. |
| 2:05.5 | Oh, that's a great point. |
| 2:07.3 | Yes, I feel like she is a type A. |
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