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🗓️ 28 May 2013
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Happy Birthday to the podcast! To celebrate the 1st anniversary of the Phil Vischer Podcast, Skye makes some funny voices, Phil gripes about celebrities and their ridiculous houses, and the gang covers the big news from the Boy Scouts as well as a surprisingly deep conversation about living the Christian life. Happy Birthday!
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0:00.0 | Hey, there. It's Phil. Welcome back to the podcast. I'm here with Sky. Hello, Phil. Hi, and Christian. Hey, Phil. Hi, and that's all nobody else is the three of us. But what more do you need? |
0:17.0 | About Jack Kelly. He's here. We got a tough guy next to me. Sky is feeling a little loopy today. He's slipping into character. Yeah. I want you to do the whole podcast as Jack Kelly. I want to hear your tough guy. Just do like deep theological conversations like a tough guy. Yeah, Joe, best years, something like that. No, don't do Joe. I prefer the little Indian dude. Oh, yeah. |
0:47.0 | People won't take me seriously. Oh, sure they will. Of course they will. Come on. All right. I need to do the theme song. I had a request to do the theme song as a cartoon character that I've never even heard of. So that's not going to happen. Which one is that? I don't even remember. I don't. I don't. I don't know because you're pulling that off from this side of the table. That's speedy Gonzales. Oh, that was speedy. That's not that they live. He's a French scunk. Yeah, he's the smells. I don't smell. I you ran and did not |
1:17.0 | bathe before coming through this podcast. I ran out of time. I ran out of time. So I ran out of time. There's always time for hygiene. Not always. I thought we were going to start with happy birthday to ourselves next to godliness. But I if you can only choose one, choose godliness. And so I had to choose godliness today. It is the one year anniversary of this particular. Yeah. Woot. Woot. Woot. Happy birthday to us. Yeah. |
1:47.0 | Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to us. I don't really know how to play. Happy birthday to come. And we can't even sing it because it's owned. It's not public domain. We can't sing it on the radio. Who owns it? Two sisters. Two sisters owned a trademark. |
2:17.0 | Who are the two sisters? I don't know. I think they're at the Westboro Baptist Church. They're not. Son is not Kardashians. No, that's why you never hear it sung on television. The Hilton sisters because it's not public domain. And you'll get twisted sisters. Happy, happy, happy, happy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. We've been talking about nothing in particular for a year. Okay. We have been talking about some wonderful things. We've been talking about the end of Western civilization. Yes, that's happened |
2:47.0 | a lot as we know it. Speaking of which, but we need to do this. You still haven't sung anything. Yeah, someone requested Sunday School Lady. I think it's the guy who's playing what's in the Bible bingo with the theme songs. He wants every character to have done it. I think she did it once before, but I don't remember for sure. She'll do it again. But she doesn't say, hey, because that's that's too colloquial. It's not real women do not say, hey, she says, hello. How old is she? 72. 72. |
3:17.0 | I think maybe 78. I don't know. You know, she was she came into existence as a character like five years ago. So she's older now. I wonder how long she'll be with us. I don't even know. It's fascinating to think about. Well, you only have like one more segment, right? Yeah, but she wants to teach other things. It's not just going through the Bible once and then dying. Come on. I think bigger than that. |
3:47.0 | Kids need to know more. Hello, it's a podcast. What do you know? Hello, it's a podcast. So there's no video because it wasn't invented when I was born. We were still doing our podcasts with smoke signals. Hello, it's a podcast. So lend in here. Feel this your podcast starts right here. We'll talk to this guy in Christian too. And they don't have a guest because it filled in shower today. So the guest wouldn't come for you. |
4:17.0 | Hey, it's podcast. Hey, my dear. The field is your podcast starts right here. The field is your podcast starts right here. Yeah. And you can stick that in your magic flannel graph. Okay. And smoke it. No, we do not encourage such even behavior is that. So I have a question for you, Phil. Where are you with? What's in the Bible and jelly today's podcast brought to you by jelly telly.com and what's in the Bible? What's new? |
4:47.0 | Take your kids all the way through the Bible. One DVD at a time at what's in the Bible.com. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Taco. And what's new? Well, we're working on number 12. Number 11 is out. That's |
5:01.1 | Romans. No, yes, no, no, what is it, Phil? |
5:04.4 | The book of acts. Okay. Number 12 is the book of acts. No, number 11 is the book acts. That's the one that just came out. Number 12 is the one we're making right now as we speak. It's going very well. It's getting close to being done. |
5:15.0 | It's in scoring. And that is Pauline epistles. Wow. That sounds like a stuff. By Lehman number 13. |
5:24.3 | The end of Western civilization as we know. That one. It's the general epistles and revelation. |
5:32.4 | Good luck with that. Isn't it kind of bad luck to only have 13. |
5:36.1 | 12 is such a good biblical number. Yeah, except that the world of television works on 13, which explains a lot. Yeah. The world. Why is that? How did that start? |
5:44.2 | Because a 52 week year is divisible into 13 blocks. So if you do 26 shows, you repeat each one once and you've got a full year. |
5:55.2 | Right. If you do 13 shows, you repeat each one twice or four, three times, three times, you repeat them three times and you got a full year. |
6:03.5 | So when you see batches of shows made, it's usually they'll get approval for a batch of 13 or a batch of 30. These day, though, it starts nine. |
6:11.3 | And then if they make these days, all bets are off. Right. Things are like we'll give you nine or you can make it that far. Maybe third or you've got Netflix, you know, who's doing like their Kevin Spacey show. Yeah. |
6:25.7 | And they did 13 or 26. I forget, but they did them all at once. And then they put them all up at once. You know, they didn't lay them out weekly. |
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