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The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Episode 53 – Distracted By Owls

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It’s a first in the Good, Bad & Ugly this week, plus Johnny and Gav take on Ghetto Vettel, North Korean intelligence and Chris Sutton’s no nonsense approach to…everything. All the usual stuff too including What’s On This Weekend with a touch of Francais, Back In Black, The Meat Locker and your Mexican Handbags - keep them coming in to kickabout@radiox.co.uk You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

Transcript

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0:00.0

Radio X.

0:02.0

The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

0:04.0

Welcome to The Kickabout podcast.

0:06.0

I'm Johnny Vaughan. Thank you very much for downloading it.

0:09.0

Are you glad they downloaded it, Gavin?

0:10.0

Well done for downloading it.

0:12.0

Thank you for downloading it.

0:14.0

I'd like to see the hands cut off.

0:16.0

What, them's that don't download it?

0:19.0

We have to explain why we've just said that.

0:21.7

Sorry, no, we didn't explain it.

0:22.8

You have to listen to one of the other podcast.

0:24.8

You want to understand that joke?

0:26.1

It's not in this podcast.

0:29.1

This was a little old lady that was asked by a local newspaper,

0:32.1

what she would like to see happen to people who do graffiti.

0:33.7

What the first old woman would say,

0:35.6

I think there should be maimed it up.

0:39.0

That's right. The second old lady said, I'd like to see their hands cut off.

0:40.9

I've changed that to.

0:42.3

I should like to see them.

0:43.5

She went nuclear.

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