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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 528 - Clothespin For My Nose, Bucket For My Ass

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week Hank and Kevin present, for your listening pleasure, a hodgepodge of random weirdness about air travel, car insurance, changing the oil, fighting grizzly bears, subway sandwiches and much much more. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

So my dad calls me up the other day.

0:02.0

Yeah.

0:04.0

No, it's, I, we were just, before I hit the record button, which I have now done, Kevin.

0:10.0

Yes.

0:11.0

We were talking about how neither of us has much to talk about this week, which has really become a theme.

0:16.0

Yeah. Well, no, that's not true. Last week, fantastic story.

0:20.0

Yeah, the sex wrath.

0:22.0

Yeah, I mean, both our listeners loved it and I think that yeah

0:26.7

I was a yeah sex raft was was a fantastic episode. I don't remember what I called the

0:30.9

episode. Rafting for world peace.

0:34.0

Oh, yeah.

0:35.0

Yeah.

0:36.0

I should have called it sex raft.

0:37.0

I'm not a good marketer.

0:38.0

I should be a better marketer.

0:40.0

I was driving here a stammer a lot in this since we have nothing to talk about.

0:46.0

Yeah, so talk slower so we can stretch this into 45.

0:49.0

I was, I'm a stammer a lot in this episode.

0:52.0

That's great. I was I'm a stammer a lot in this episode. That's great.

0:53.2

I was driving here and on the side of the road next to,

0:58.7

I could even tell where it was, but it was on the sidewalk

1:01.7

and it was a little, one of those little clapboard signs.

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