Episode 527- The Church (1989)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 667 Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're returning from our hiatus (Pye-atus?) with a bit of a switcheroo: instead of "Sinners" which we will get back to, I promise, we're talking shitty Italian horror and may well continue to do so for the next couple of weeks while our hearts are still so tender. It's the 1989 Michele Soavi vehicle "The Church." Special topics for your consideration include: the delights of a completely plotless Italian film, creeps being creepy, a PSA about butt plugs, and the concept of being a bit nicer to your 14 year old daughter at any point but especially when you're Dario Argento.
We've done a million Italian movies, so just search the archives for Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci or Mario Bava and you're sure to be delighted.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The We're back. |
| 0:29.1 | We're back from our pietus. |
| 0:32.4 | Weeks ago I got a text message that just said, |
| 0:34.5 | can we call this our pietas? |
| 0:35.9 | I've been waiting all that time to use it. |
| 0:38.1 | And I'm not sure that I said it out loud that many times because now that I'm saying |
| 0:41.0 | pietas, it sounds a bit like a disease of the butthole. |
| 0:44.8 | Or a delicious Spanish dish. |
| 0:46.9 | Pietas. |
| 0:48.9 | You just reminded me, someone posted on the werewolf ambulance Reddit. |
| 0:54.8 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:56.1 | Um, that, uh, they were very excited because they found out that Danzig did comic books. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.9 | Uh, and there's the Verratica. |
| 1:03.4 | What is the name of that verotica thing? |
| 1:06.0 | Suspensstorries. |
| 1:07.4 | Suspensteries. |
| 1:08.5 | Suspensteries. |
| 1:09.4 | Is it like a dispensary? Nope. Dispensory? Dispensries. Suspestries. Suspestries. Is it like a dispensary? |
| 1:11.1 | Nope. |
| 1:11.6 | Dispensory? |
| 1:12.8 | Dispensary. |
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