Episode 525 - Summer Sucks!

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hank and Kevin are back with an update on Lake Tahoe's most famous black bear Hank The Tank, an introduction to the PFC (pillow fighting championship), thoughts on Brad Pitt, phone booth boxing and finally a deep dive into the many reasons that Summer is the worst of all four seasons. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	When I start I don't have anything to say when we start trying to think of something what are we going to say when we start
0:06.0	We should probably think of something before we hit the button. Well I hit the button and well normally I have you know normally we just start with pure gold.
0:15.0	We come out hot.
0:16.0	Oh, oh, don't we.
0:18.0	Yeah, normally it's, we're five seconds in and people are like,
0:22.0	hitting the pause button.
0:23.4	Hold on gentlemen.
0:25.4	Oh, hold on.
0:27.4	This gut is a bustin.
0:29.4	I forgot to fasten my seatbelt.
0:31.5	Just a second guys. Just a second.
0:34.0	Ha ha, good one.
0:37.0	Slow down fast lane.
0:38.0	Oh man, I can't wait to go to patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson and become a subscriber to the show
0:45.2	uh where I can give Hank and Kevin money yeah look we're not making a bunch of money
0:54.0	there's money? Yeah, no, no, there's no money, Kevin.
0:56.0	Anyway, okay, well, I'll move it past.
0:59.0	No, it's, uh, but you can go to Patreon.
1:02.0	com forward slash Hank Patterson if you want to support the show, you know, and all that.
1:07.0	There, so instead of starting with a good joke, we started by panhandling.
1:14.7	Shaking a tin cup at you.
1:16.9	It's like the beginning of a Dickens play.
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